January 2012
“We can’t behave like people in novels, though, can we?”
– Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence (via thelifeguardlibrarian)
“Happiness consists in realizing it is all a great strange dream.”
– Jack Kerouac (via honeyforthehomeless)
“Don’t you think it’s better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you...”
– Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler’s Wife (via anditslove)
“The mystical healing properties of tears are invoked in fairy tales and...”
– How Tears Go ‘Pac-Man’ To Beat Bacteria (via npr)
All it takes is just one molecule of lysozyme.
(via fyeahchemistry)
Making eye contact with your crush,
most-awkward-moments:
Expectation:
Reality:
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
“What did it feel like, I wondered, to love someone that much? So much that you...”
– This Lullaby by Sarah Dessen (via lostinthesounds)
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe. How can you live with yourself?
2 tags
kandere:
I hate when my tumblr friends are sad. if I lived near you i’d want to bring you to my house and we’d have a sleepover and we’d eat pizza and watch movies and feelings jam and we’d cuddle and you could stay until you feel better. I want to take care of you all.
Can we spend a day together? Just you and me?
My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
